John Sidney McCain III

John Sidney McCain is the current President of the United States. In the past, he held the positions of:
 * US House of Representatives from Arizona (1972-1973, 1979-1988, 2001-2004)
 * Speaker of the US House of Representatives (1973-1973, 1979-1988, 2004-2005)
 * President of the United States (1973, 2005-Present)
 * Vice President of the United States (1973-1979)

Early Life
McCain was born on August 29th, 1936, at Coco Solo Naval Station in the Panama Canal Zone, to a military family through and through. During his education, he was a de facto leader amongst his classmates, often stepping in to resolve arguments or stop bullying. He eventually graduated from military school and joined the military full-time in 1965.

Military service
McCain joined a squadron of fighters in the Vietnam War and was captured by the Vietcong within a year. He was tortured until 1971 by the North Vietnamese regime, at which point he was released. As a result of his torture he cannot raise his arms above his head, so if in character McCain dabs, call him on it.

Political Career
McCain, after officially moving to Arizona, ran for US House of Representatives in 1972 and won. Due to the death of the Speaker the following year, he was elected Speaker of the House and subsequently promoted to President of the US following the deaths of both President and Vice President of the United States. He was demoted to Vice President for six years and then became both a Representative and the Speaker of the House in 1979. There he stayed until 1988 when he retired.

In 2001, amidst both 9/11 and Merica!'s introduction into the server, McCain sought another tenure as Representative. He announced his candidacy for President in 2004 and petitioned successfully for Speaker shortly after. Upon the 2004 Presidential Election, he won with Congressional votes (no candidate got 270 or more votes, McCain got 159)

Presidency
One of McCain's first signed bills was the EEOA Act. Due to rocky relations with Congress, McCain's Presidency has mostly been ruled via Executive orders of which he has come under fire from several prominent members of Congress (Like the PeePee T). His first Executive order 13369 allocated additional money to the department of interior. His second EO Executive Order 13370 deployed troops to Kuwait on a peacekeeping mission, meanwhile, others were calling for a much more aggressive response.

McCain's administration struck tragedy when he announced his bisexuality and relationship with Secretary of Transportation, Jim Hennigan. FOX News reporter Terron conducted a shooting shortly after his announcement. McCain, Hennigan, and Secretary of the Interior (at the time) Emilia Petrova were seriously wounded. McCain himself would undergo surgery and stay in the hospital for several days as a result. He officially split with Jim Hennigan in 2006.